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Say Good Night to Illiteracy, 13th Edition Bedtime Storybook

Read by Tim Jernigan, Half Price Books employee and literacy advocate

Half Price Books has been supporting literacy since its founding in 1972. Fourteen years ago, we sponsored our first Bedtime Storybook Contest, open to writers of all ages. Through the years we received entries from some of the most talented writers in the country.

Sleepyhead by Jeanie Stewart, Illustration by Mary Taylor
Second Place Winner
Sleepyhead by Jeanie Stewart
Illustration by Mary Taylor

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My little brother Phineas
Is such a sleepyhead.
He falls asleep at the table
Before he's even fed.

His eyes start to close.
His head starts to droop.
Before I can shout, "Phineas!"
He's asleep in his soup.

My brother Phineas
Takes catnaps all day,
When he's watching TV,
Or he goes out to play.

His eyes start to blink.
His head starts to sway.
Before I can shout, "Phineas!"
He's snoozing away.

Poor little Phineas
Just can't stay awake.
He sleeps in the car
No matter what road we take.

He stretches and yawns.
And you know the rest
Before I can shout, "Phineas!"
His head's on his chest.
But when Mom put Phineas
Justin to bed
His big eyes popped open
And Phineas said,

"I'm hungry. I'm thirsty.
I need my bear.
Check under my bed.
There's a monster down there.

"I'm coughing. I'm cold
No I think I'm too hot.
Do you wanna see
All these itchy's I've got?

"I need to go potty.
Please turn down my light.
Why is my bedtime
So early at night?"

My brother Phineas
Is such a sleepyhead.
He can sleep anywhere—
Except in his bed.

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